Stuart Kaminsky - The Dog Who Bit a Policeman

“I don’t know this person,” said Shatalov.

“I don’t either,” said Chenko.

“Yes, you do,” said Rostnikov. “I will tell you and convince you, and you will stop your war before it begins. I have no illusions. At some time, you will start killing each other again, and though it may make no difference to either of you, if one more innocent person dies, I will see to it that you are both brought to justice. This I promise you and myself.”

“Talk,” said Shatalov, looking at his watch. “I told my men I would be in here no more than ten minutes.”

“I told my men five minutes,” said Chenko. “And those minutes are almost up.”

And so Porfiry Petrovich Rostnikov pushed his plate away and explained. They listened. There was not much to tell. When he was done, Chenko rose immediately.

“You are both convinced?” asked Rostnikov.

Neither man spoke. Both nodded that they were convinced.

“There is a condition to my telling you this truth,” Rostnikov went on, pulling the plate of food back so he could reach it. “You are not to seek out or harm the one who did this.”

“That cannot be,” said Chenko.

“It cannot,” said Shatalov.

“An eye for an eye. Five gangsters for one child,” said Rostnikov, his hand still in his lap. “I want your word.”

“You will accept our word?” asked Shatalov.

“Yes,” said Rostnikov.

“No more killings?” said Shatalov, looking at Chenko.

“Not from the person I have just named,” said Rostnikov.

“You have my word,” said Chenko.

“You have mine,” said Shatalov.

“I arrived first,” said Chenko. “I leave first.”

Shatalov opened his mouth to speak, but Rostnikov stopped him. “Go,” Porfiry Petrovich said, and the one-eyed man left.

When he had entered the car with tinted windows, followed by the young man he had posted at the door, Rostnikov nodded at Shatalov that he could leave. The white-haired gangster rose and departed. Rostnikov eased his weapon into the pocket of the ugly slacks of Leon’s dead father-in-law.

When Shatalov was no longer visible outside the door, Rostnikov said thank you to Peto, who took down the “closed” sign, hurried to the table, and asked no questions about what had just happened in his restaurant, though he was pulsing with curiosity.

“Another tomato sandwich?” asked Cashierovsky.

“Why not? Another roll and tea for you, Emil Karpo?”

Karpo shook his head.

“I’ll wrap the food you didn’t eat to take home,” said the restaurant owner.

“That would be very nice,” said Rostnikov.

The pudgy restaurant owner hurried off to make another sandwich for Rostnikov.

“Were you genuinely angry when you struck the table, Porfiry Petrovich?” asked Karpo. “It was very unlike you, but most effective.”

“I was genuinely angry, Emil,” said Rostnikov. “I have a family crisis. Elena Timofeyeva has been injured and I am wearing a jacket and pants that would befit a clown across the street. I have a bad feeling. I was angry, but perhaps not as angry as I appeared.”

A bag containing the uneaten food and a second tomato sandwich appeared in front of Rostnikov. On the plate next to it was a firm peach.

“You remembered,” said Rostnikov.

“I remembered your love of peaches,” Cashierovsky said.

“Enjoy.”

“He’s back,” Ivan Pleshkov said to Iosef over the phone.

“Does your father know you are calling me?” asked Iosef, sitting at the desk in his cubicle. He had been about to go out the door and head for the home and office of Leon the doctor. Porfiry Petrovich had left a message for his son telling him where Elena was, that she had been injured but that she was fine.

Iosef had wanted to see for himself, to be with her, but the phone had rung and Yevgeny Pleshkov’s son was on the line.

“Is he planning to leave?”

“I don’t think so,” said the son. “He looks tired. He looks like cat vomit.”

“Has he said anything to you or your mother about where he has been, what he has done?”

“He doesn’t have to,” said Ivan. “He’s been whoring, drinking, gambling, behaving like a fool. The great potential leader of the people is a buffoon, but what is new about that?”

“Can you keep him there?” asked Iosef.

“I can’t keep him anywhere,” said Ivan. “He goes where he wishes, does what he pleases, helps the masses and abuses individuals. But from the look of him he is at least content to be home for the immediate future. My mother has asked no questions. She will, though, and he will give her stupid lies. She will pretend to believe them. It is over. He is back till next time. Good-bye.”

Ivan hung up the phone and so did Iosef.

The proper thing to do at this point was to tell everything to the chief inspector, his father, but Porfiry Petrovich was out somewhere with Karpo and it was possible that Yevgeny Pleshkov might run off again. He either had to act on his own or talk to Director Yaklovev, which he preferred not to do. But he had little choice.

Instead of calling, he walked to the director’s office and asked if the Yak was in. The dwarfish Pankov began to sweat almost immediately. He had been given a specific list by Director Yaklovev. Except in an emergency, no one else was to be admitted to his office.

Porfiry Petrovich was on the list. No other member of the Office of Special Investigation was.

“Is this an emergency?” asked Pankov, looking at the director’s office door.

“It is,” said Iosef. “And we are wasting time.”

“What is the emergency?”

“Something for the ears of the director only.”

“I can ask him,” Pankov almost pleaded. “But I must have some idea. .”

“Tell him it is about Yevgeny Pleshkov,” said Iosef. “Tell him it is urgent. Tell him. .”

The director’s door opened and Yaklovev, spire-straight, said,

“Come in, Rostnikov.”

Oh, by my mother’s saints, thought Pankov, he can hear everything that is said out here. He has wired my space.

This was terrifying news to the little man, who now searched his memory, frantically wondering, fearing, that he had said something in the last months, something that would eventually mean his ruin.

I should have known, Pankov thought. I should have suspected.

Oh, god. He doesn’t care if I know. He is planning to replace me, to drive me into a breakdown and replace me.

The door closed behind the two men.

Porfiry Petrovich Rostnikov had many things on his mind when he returned to his office. He wanted the day to be over so he could talk to and be with Sarah. He wanted to bring in the killer of the Chechins and Tatars. He wanted quite a few things, but he did not want to find Lydia Tkach sitting in front of his desk with her arms folded when he returned from his meeting with Shatalov and Chenko.

He sat behind his desk, put his hands flat in front of him, and looked at the thin woman attentively. That she was furious was obvious. Sasha’s mother did not hide her opinions or feelings. And her primary feelings were reserved for her only son.

“Elena Timofeyeva was attacked by a wild tiger,” she said.

“A tiger?” asked Rostnikov. “Contrary to rumors you may have heard, I can assure you, Lydia, that there are no packs of wild tigers roaming the streets of Moscow. There are animals far more dangerous, but not tigers. It was a dog.”

“Anna Timofeyeva said it was a tiger.”

Rostnikov seriously doubted this, since Lydia was shouting and not wearing her hearing aid. Actually, she almost never wore the hearing aid, which made conversation with her very public.

“A dog,” said Rostnikov.

“Then a dog,” Lydia conceded with exasperation. “Anna Timofeyeva says she will probably die.”

“Elena Timofeyeva is probably home by now,” said Rostnikov, trying hard to keep from looking at his watch. “She has some injuries but she is fine.”

“We shall see,” said Lydia with suspicion. “She was working with my Sasha, wasn’t she?”

“Yes.”

“Then he may be attacked by some animal, may be killed,” she said, challenging the chief inspector.

Sasha was certainly in danger from animals with guns, but a second dog attack was unlikely.

“I think he is in relatively little danger,” Rostnikov said, reaching under the desk to try to adjust his leg through the trousers of Leon’s dead father-in-law.

“Relatively?” Lydia shouted. “Relatively? There shouldn’t be any relatively for Sasha. There should be no danger.”

“He is a police officer,” said Rostnikov patiently. “There is always some danger when one is a police officer.”

“Not if one sits behind a desk,” Lydia said, leaning forward with a cunning smile.

“He does not want to sit behind a desk. I don’t know if I could get him moved behind a desk even if he wanted to. We have had this conversation many times, Lydia Tkach.”

“And we will have it many more times till you do something to protect my Sasha.”

There was a knock at the door of his office. Rostnikov called,

“Come in.”

Pankov entered with a very false smile and a steaming mug.

“I’m sorry,” he said. “I thought you might like some tea.”

“That would be nice,” said Rostnikov.

“Can I bring some for the lady?” Pankov asked, placing the tea before Rostnikov.

“What?” said Lydia, looking at the little man as if he was an intrusive insect.

“Tea,” Rostnikov said loudly.

“No.”

“This is Sasha Tkach’s mother. This is Pankov, the director’s secretary,” said Rostnikov.

The tea was hot and sweet, a strong tea. It was clear that Pankov wanted something. This was the first time the little man had been in his office, and Porfiry Petrovich was confident that Pankov had never been in the room across the hall with its cubicles for the other inspectors.

“I would like to speak to you, Chief Inspector,” Pankov said, trying to smile apologetically.

“I’ll come down to your office when we are finished.”

“No,” Pankov shouted loud enough for Lydia to hear him clearly and look up at him. “No. I will come back. Don’t come to my office.”

Pankov left quickly.

“Strange man,” said Lydia, looking at the door. “He could have offered me some tea.”

“He did,” said Rostnikov, but her back was turned and she clearly did not hear him.

Then she turned.

“I cannot tell Sasha Tkach what to do,” said Rostnikov, wrapping his thick fingers around the hot mug. Thunder grumbled somewhere far away. “He is a grown man.”

“He has a wife, two children, a mother,” said Lydia.

“I do not have time for this conversation which, as we have agreed, we have had many times before,” said Rostnikov.

“And you always sit there like a. . a. . Buddha, a sphinx, a clerk at the postal office.”

“I have an only son, too,” said Rostnikov. “He is a policeman. It was his choice.”

“And you were happy with his choice?” Lydia said with most un-subtle sarcasm.

“Yes,” said Rostnikov. “And no.”

“If Sasha is hurt, I will hold you responsible,” she said, pointing a thin finger across the desk.

“I will probably do the same, Lydia Tkach,” he said. “But that does not alter the fact that I cannot force Sasha to take a job in the office.”

“You mean you will not,” she said.

“Perhaps.”

Lydia rose suddenly, lifting her Saks Fifth Avenue shopping bag filled with vegetables, a few pieces of fruit, some cans of Hungarian soup, and two new pairs of socks.

“Sasha has not been himself,” she said, changing her tone from aggression to a deep, solemn concern.

“I have noticed, Lydia.”

“He has been sullen, depressed. I think, and I don’t want this to go beyond this room, that he has. . that he has been with women other than Maya. He is his father’s son.”

“So are we all, Lydia.”

“I think Maya is planning to take the children and leave my Sasha,” she said. “Take them back to the Ukraine. I know she is. I won’t see them. If Sasha. .”

“You want me to talk to Maya?” he asked.

“Could it hurt?”

“I don’t think so,” he said.

“Then talk to her, Porfiry Petrovich. Talk to her soon.”

“I will,” he said.

Lydia pulled herself together, stood tall, and said, “I have money, Porfiry Petrovich. I could buy my son a shop or help him get started in a business.”

“I know,” said Rostnikov. “You want me to talk to Sasha too?”

“Yes,” she said.

He nodded to indicate that he would do so. Lydia left.

Rostnikov raised the mug of still-very-hot tea to his lips. A knock at the door and Pankov entered before Rostnikov could tell him to come in.

Pankov closed the door, smiled at Rostnikov, and quickly sat in the chair that Lydia had just vacated.

“Director Yaklovev had to go to a meeting at the ministry,”

Pankov said.

“That’s nice,” said Rostnikov. “That is what you wanted to discuss?”

“No,” Pankov said nervously. “We have known each other for many years.”

“About eight,” said Rostnikov. “The tea is good.”

“Thank you,” said Pankov with a smile that suggested a man in desperate need of root-canal surgery.

The little man shifted in the chair uncomfortably and looked at the closed door as if he feared the sudden entrance of uniformed, helmeted, and armed men.

“Pankov, can I help you with something?”

The little man turned back to face Porfiry Petrovich. The office was warm but not warm enough to account for Pankov’s perspira-tion. Then again, Pankov perspired very easily.

“Can you recall ever having said anything in my office or, more important, my saying anything to you in my office that would, might be considered. . indiscreet?”

“Knowing you from our many pleasant exchanges,” said Rostnikov, drinking more tea, “I would doubt if you ever spoke indiscreetly. I, on the other hand, am on occasion given to utterances that might well be considered indiscreet, though I can recall no specific instances. Would you care to tell me what we are talking about?”

“I have reason to believe,” said Pankov softly as he now leaned toward Rostnikov, “that there is a microphone in my office and that the director can hear everything that goes on, everything that is said.”

“Yes,” said Rostnikov.

“Yes? All you have to say is yes? You knew this?” asked Pankov, removing his glasses.

“Yes,” Rostnikov repeated, putting the mug aside, pulling his pad of paper toward him, and writing something in pencil.

Pankov assumed Porfiry Petrovich was simply making one of his cryptic drawings. After meetings in the director’s office, Pankov had many times examined the pads left behind on the table. There were seldom any words on Rostnikov’s pad, and the words that were rarely there made little sense and seemed to have no relevance to anything that had gone on at the meeting. Pankov had saved all the notes and drawings left behind by all the inspectors. He remembered one of Rostnikov’s notes in particular. It contained two drawings of birds in three-dimensional squares. One bird was black. The other white. And the words “monks, monks, monks”